10 Stupendously Crap Things That Did Not Happen To Me Yesterday –
(in no particular order)
1. I did not have to clean up an over flowing toilet with a teaspoon.
2. I did not get someone else’s vomit in my mouth.
3. I did not get my face bitten by a rabid dog, and in turn, become rabid – and faceless.
4. I did not have to break rocks with a mallet to build a railway.
5. I did not get shot, in any part of my body, let alone my head, for voicing my opinion.
6. My computer did not die a horrible death taking all of my un-backed up projects and photographs to Cyber Heaven.
7. I did not have to watch my children go hungry today because I don’t have enough food to fill their bellies.
8. I did not lose anybody dear to me, nor even anyone I’m ambivalent about.
9. I did not slam my own hand in the car door, break three fingers and be forever branded an idiot.
10. I did not accidentally release my shopping trolley on a decline and run over a small child.