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Monster Wanted For Questioning

November 14, 2012

A monster is wanted for questioning in relation to an incident that has left a family shocked and frightened in the early hours of this morning.

In a Southern Sydney suburb at about 5.30am this morning, the victim claims he heard a loud, scary monster under his bed.

Another key witness at the scene claims to have heard the cat, Mister Fluffy Pants, running down the hall on the wooden floor at approximately the same time. It is uncertain if the cat was running away from the monster, or if it is indeed a case of mistaken identity.

Authorities tried to question Mister Fluffy Pants but he was hiding under the bed and unavailable for comment at this time.

When shown a line-up of photographs, the victim was unable to positively identify the perpetrator with the only definite points of identification being that the monster had large feet, big teeth and sharp claws.
Obviously, all monsters do not look alike, however, this is not much for the authorities to lead their investigation with.

It is believed that it may be the same monster that has been terrorising other families in the area but until authorities question him, it is too early to say if he is a serial monster.

The victim was treated for shock and terror at the scene before being moved shortly after to Mummy and Daddy’s bed, where no one proceeded to get any sleep. After a short time authorities thoroughly searched the area and pronounced it clear of all monsters and the victim could return to his room.

Sadly, he was unable to return to sleep and is feeling very fractious and upset today. Understandably.

Another key witness at the scene was heard to comment ‘Bloody typical’ as it is believed she was having the best night’s sleep in 7 months with the family’s younger child having slept all the way through for the second time ever.

If you see this monster, do not approach him as he may be dangerous. If you have any information that leads to the arrest of this monster you may be entitled to a reward.

Harbouring this monster will be severely dealt with by authorities as it is a serious offence in all states of Australia.

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15 Comments

  • Reply sybaritica November 14, 2012 at 7:36 am

    LOL … Sympathies!

  • Reply Kate November 14, 2012 at 8:10 am

    ROFL!

  • Reply Krissymaree November 14, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Ahhh so sweet. Hope you catch them soon xx

    Sent from my iPad

  • Reply Bunny Eats Design November 14, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Awww. I like monsters but I think they are merely misunderstood. Sorry for the fright though.

    • Reply Keeping Up With The Holsbys November 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm

      I agree. In the day, he loves monsters. It’s just the night ones that get a bad wrap.
      It would be tough for monster, no doubt.

  • Reply rabidlittlehippy November 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Oooo, second time sleep through only? I feel your pain! Been there, done that with Mr 15 months who has slept through maybe 6 times and Mr 4 and Miss 3 who rarely wake except when… Hope tonight they catch the monster perpetrator and all of you sleep through.

  • Reply niteingale November 14, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Love it!

  • Reply Papa Angst November 17, 2012 at 10:09 am

    That monster may be hiding out under my son’s bed. I’ll go check right now…

    Great post.

    • Reply Keeping Up With The Holsbys November 17, 2012 at 10:14 am

      He sure gets around!

      Sent from my iPhone

      On 17/11/2012, at 10:09 AM, Keeping Up With The Holsbys

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