“The word on the street is that three of my favourite things start with ‘C’ – champagne, cheese, and chilli crab.”
Because, fabulous, darling.
“I’m proud of my daughters because they’re accomplished.”
“Are you proud because they’re accomplished?”
“No, because of who they are as people.”
“Are you friends? Do they tell you their secrets? Is that why your bald?”
“Nah, that’s hereditary.”
“I used to wear heels to the corner shop. Now I’m more of a Cons girl, but these new shoes are comfy as fuck.”
“I felt like there was something wrong. 12 months prior I felt like I could hear two people talking about me and they were discussing how I was sick. I finally went to the doctor for a check up and they sent me straight to Emergency where they hooked me up to machines for 20 hours before diagnosing Type 1 Diabetes. Apparently I was nearly dead. The moral to the story – listen to the voice in your head.
“I was beside myself about turning 39, but when I woke up today on my birthday I realised I have lived a life less ordinary. I have won and lost, and taken big risks, and although my life may not look like I imagined it – that’s why I was framing out – I realised it’s better and the best is yet to come.”
“The poor Chinese waiter retreated in giggles when he heard ‘What colour is YOUR anus?”
One of the funniest yum cha conversations EVER between three very open, and awesome if I may say so, women.